Seattle Police Chief Invites Widespread Internet Ridicule After Using This Absurd Two-Word Term to Describe Shooters

A police chief in one of America's most notorious left-wing cities has decided the word 'shooter' is too mean and a more sensitive term is needed to replace it. As one would expect, this is already backfiring. On Monday, interim Seattle Police Chief Andre Sayles held a press conference to address the three fatal shootings that occurred over the weekend in the city's Belltown neighborhood. The Belltown area of the Emerald City has recently experienced a surge in violence. In addition to the shootings, residents have complained about rampant illegal drug use, burglaries, and property damage. After a reporter asked Sayles what was being done to combat the increase in violence, the police chief gave an unconvincing answer before seemingly inventing a new term to describe shooters. '(We're) working with our community response group and our gun violence reduction unit as well,' Sayles said. 'Looking at ways to identify individuals that are…trigger pullers in our community.' Trigger pullers sound like something a toddler would use. But Sayles is apparently so scared of offending criminals that he feels compelled to use this silly, childish term. Keep reading