Could King Charles's letter to the press clarifying that Harry and Meghan have no royal role not have been a text?

Apparently, the Sussexes surprised the British royal family with their move to the UK so now the royal family (via King Charles) has surprised the Sussexes with his letter to the press, clarifying that Harry and Meghan have no royal role. Do any of these people know how to text? This Vanity Fair interview with Jesse Eisenberg, Julianne Moore and Paul Giamatti at Telluride Film Festival is funny because Julianne is like why is it so sunny and Paul is like why are we at such a high altitude and Jesse is just nervous in general. And they all have valid points. Ciara Wilson announced her pregnancy with a couple of cute videos. Future is 12 and so stoked to be a big brother again. You can hear him say, 'The speculations were true!' like you know that tween had eyes on his parents. Skyler Gisondo and Merritt Wever together are too powerful. Primetime is at 96% on Rotten Tomatoes right now and we are going in pre-Oscar season, who will be getting the push? Robert Pattinson for best actor and Skylar and Merritt for supporting maybe. W Youth's fall issue features Hailey and Justin Bieber and the complaining is interesting because it's so transparent. One complaint is that they are too old at 29 and 32, respectively. I guess it depends on your definition of 'old' but teenagers know who the Biebers are. Second is that they aren't influential. JB's Swag albums were streaming monsters and Rhode continues to dominate at Sephora, and there's Hailey's continued fashion clout. This is why standom is so detrimental to pop culture conversations, because it introduces a specific kind of delusion and wrongness that is totally removed from how things really work. The Biebers aren't begging to be on magazine covers and they aren't paying to be on magazine covers (LOL), they also aren't broke and doing this for money (in general, celebrities are never paid to be on the cover of magazines). W was thrilled to book them. I always believed Oasis would reunite but frankly I did not think it would go this well. And the dynamic has clearly changed with age and maturity but not so much that it is devoid of personality. Liam is still jumping around and grabbing Noel, who still looks slightly annoyed (but not homicidally so) about his little brother.