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FUCK YOUR PUSSY MUSIC Lyrics
Hey, Simon
Yeah, dude?
Great party, man
Thanks, bro
But uh, what's up with the music?
What do you mean?
Oh, Simon, here, let me just
[Verse 1]
Yuck
This shit is fucking ass
Flush it down the drain
Boo-hoo my broken heart
Shoot me in the fucking brain
I didn't realize you were such a
Whiney little bitch
When I said play some music
I never imagined that it would be this
I hear your echo in the snow
Fuck no
Shut it down before I
Throw up in my fucking pants
I'd rather have my skin torn off
By angry fire ants
[Intro]Hey, SimonYeah, dude?Great party, manThanks, broBut uh, what's up with the music?What do you mean?Oh, Simon, here, let me just[Verse 1]YuckThis shit is fucking assFlush it down the drainBoo-hoo my broken heartShoot me in the fucking brainI didn't realize you were such aWhiney little bitchWhen I said play some musicI never imagined that it would be thisI hear your echo in the snowFuck noShut it down before IThrow up in my fucking pantsI'd rather have my skin torn offBy angry fire ants
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no
I'm about to fucking lose it
[Chorus]
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
[Verse 2]
Well, I just wanted everyone to feel nice and relaxed
Oh Simon, this is relaxing
Here let me show you
Let the chunky riffs fucking permeate your headspace
You know you're in it when
You get that fucking stank face
Fuck yeah
Let the darkness in your soul awaken
Now don't be shy just repeat after me
Hail Satan
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no
If it's not loud it's fucking stupid
[Chorus]
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Shove it up your ass
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Fuck your pussy music
Shove it up your ass
[Verse 3, Talking]
Simon, now, no no, Simon
I told you we're not doing this
C'mon, normal people don't actually like this stuff, do they?
Simon, give me the boombox
No, it's my party
Simon, just give me the fucking boombox
No, I'm not giving you the boombox
Give me that fucking thing
What do you think you're doing
Goddammit, Simon
What the
Simon, Simon, buddy it's ok
Just breathe, breathe, now just listen to the riff
Okay? Okay, it's all gonna be ok
Just gonna drag you over here
Right around the corner here, yep
In the middle of these candles here, yep
Right on that star right there, perfect
Just hang tight buddy
Me and friends here are gonna help you out, okay
Okay, you ready?
[Outro]
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