Each dog in this world has their thing. Some are smart, some are fast, and some are missing a few brain cells. And today we celebrate the doggo dumb dumbs of the world with this collection of cognitively challenged canines.
For there is no reason that a lack of brain cells should mean that a whole group of puppers are disregarded. Especially when it is their lack of motion in their mind which causes them to do so many hilarious things. The kind of things that make us laugh due to their absurdity. The kind of things that cannot be achieved naturally by a relatively normal functioning brain.
So we invite you to leave your thinking cap at the metaphorical door and come on in to enjoy the jovial doggo dumb dumbs in all their cute canine glory. From the good boys and girls showing off their gums, to the tongue flapping doggos who will sass you from a mile away, to the stuck simpletons who cannot put two thoughts together to make a motion. This is a collection of funny doggos that will not disappoint.
What we love about this kind of cognitively challenged canine is that their blep is so well defined that you can practically hear it without even being there. It would sound like something along the lines of 'Yesh hooman, how can i shelp you? Ish dere shumshin funny going on wish my fae-sh?'. A truly hilarious face for a doggo to pull, though you do have to wonder why they would make such a face considering that it does not look all too comfortable to maintain such a position and much to our misfortune most doggos do not speak hooman…
So it seems that we have two main kinds of cognitively challenged canines in this collection. The kind who love nothing more than to expose their upper gums and talk with a lisp (if they could talk), and the doggos who just enjoy walking around with their tongue sticking out of their mouth. But not in the happy, excited doggo way, but in the slightly antagonistic hooman way. As though to say 'la la la la la, you are a loser, I'm super cool, look at me'. And while they might be quite right about them being super cool, they could afford to be a bit more chill about it.
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