Terry Prone: I'm declaring it right now, a woman invented the bed

Not being sexist or anything, but who's with me if I propose that it was a woman who invented the bed? We don't actually have a clue who invented it, but I put it to you that we owe them our health, happiness and much of our procreative practices. Nothing in our lives, other than perhaps underwear, embraces us for eight hours a day and sends us off improved. This is exclusive subscriber content. Already a subscriber? Sign in 185th Anniversary Offer Six months of digital access for €18.50 No obligation. Ts&Cs apply.